Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
