Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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