If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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