I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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