So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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