I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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