Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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