Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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