You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
