doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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