do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
This house was built for laser tag.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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