Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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