I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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