he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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