fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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