we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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