I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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