You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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