i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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