Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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