Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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