i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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