On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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