i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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