Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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