Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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