I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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