I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It was like giving head to a cactus.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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