I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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