I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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