I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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