hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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