So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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