i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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