he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this just has baby written all over it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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