you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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