We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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