So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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