We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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