Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.