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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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  Sorry.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.

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