Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.