Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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