Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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