First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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