I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
