I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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