i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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