I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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