butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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