Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
no, he came in my armpit
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
