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(248): View more from Michigan

brad dismisses pussy with prejudice

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(248): View more from Michigan

ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

for doing what?

(248): View more from Michigan

for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

(816): View more from Missouri

team rage. no explanation necessary

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that

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(623): View more from Arizona

That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?

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