how do flat chested girls get laid?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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