Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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