dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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