Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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