I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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