I have demons in me.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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