Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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