someone get that fucking seahorse.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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